India was insanity. Sooooo many humans everywhere I looked, blew my mind. I walked the streets of Delhi for a few days and got MOBBED by packs of runny nose kids and random small men who had never seen a 240lb, tattooed man...ever. . . Imagine - trying to take a photo of a monument and twelve different dudes grabbing your arms either chanting “selfie selfie selfie!” or yelling “John Cena, John Cena!” 😳 Ducked into a restaurant just to get away....which is absolutely as ridiculous as it sounds. . . So one morning I’m strolling up to India Gate and as I pass a family reunion, they all start gesturing at me and yelling in my direction and running towards me and grabbing me with like four camera men in tow, snapping away the entire time. . . After some family cajoling and more unwelcome sweaty arm groping, I agreed to stop and pose for some family photos (told you, this was all insane, I was disheveled and sweaty and gross). . . Posed with whole fam, the kids, the couples, and even grandma got a flick before they let me go on my way, not a single word exchanged but I received many a sweaty hand touching my arms in exchange for my services 🤢 . I miss traveling already. #india - 5/3/2019
